VPW MATCH REVIEW!!

MATCH REVIEW 1ST  DECEMBER!! What. The. Fuck!!! I don't know how the fuck you can have an entire show without one of the worst things within VPW (ie Mourn) and still manage to fuck up an entire evening like this. Honestly I don't know what the FUCK is the point of doing a match-by-match review cause there's very little that shines. Anyway, here goes for the shit show. 1st Match: 2ghosts2spooky: Torment vs Fantome Fantome is better than I give him credit for, at least he managed to carry the match, even though the starting promo was cringe as fuck and it was just Torment reminding people of the shitty Mourn storyline from the last episode. At least Torment can hold up a match well and jobs pretty well, cause the match was pretty entertaining although really nothing special. Fantome was quite flippy: I liked his flip from the turnbuckle onto the shoulders of Torment that then developed into a semi-hurricanrana, overall they performed well to a pretty tepid cr...

MATCH REVIEW 17TH NOVEMBER!! Blessed be the day when they decided to just get Shay out of the promotion. Honestly they should have done the kayfabe injury sooner cause the less that idiot is in the show, it better it gets. Night started with some blah blah blah who the fuck cares, then they had Fragata and Co. do an aspirational segment for whatever reason, really don't understand. Anyway, with the boring storylines out of the way, we finally got to the meat of the episode. 1st Match: Musical Fucking Chairs honestly why do I even fucking bother with witty titles w/ The Tremors vs the Bird Brigade It's kind of disappointing to see Fragata wasted in a gimme comedy match but at least both the Tremors and the Birds did put in some good work so I guess that at least for that, they can be forgiven. Anyway, the match if you didn't see it was basically a chair match but with the chairs only being legal as long as the music keeps playing: this is the sort of shit that would ma...